December 2011
Monkeys clean dishes.
“Man dies from eating cocaine from brothers butt”
Koala bear fight. What the fucckkkk deep ass growls!
A large gay man just tackled me as I was walking into my apartment building. He wanted to hangout. SO I’m like what the fuck.. I have no idea what to do. I end up letting him inside my apartment because he became this wasted teddy bear that wouldn’t stop talking about how his mother is upset with him for not lighting the menorah (which I had just done) wtf.
I was paid to play Nazi Zombies today. WIN.
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Double-Butt is such a bitch.